I am a habitual entrepreneur and engineer in the world of information technology. With a practical understanding of how the human psyche processes and reacts to information I have been a valuable consultant to new media, software, and information companies. I am currently the COO of Fat Atom Internet Marketing and Shiny Objects Development. All just small steps to world domination!
"The biggest mistake people make when wanting technology to simplify their business is thinking technology will somehow make order out of chaos. You have to create order first, then technology can automate it." - Me
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“NFC played an important role in SNS use. Specifically, high NFC individuals tended to use SNS less often than low NFC people, suggesting that effortful thinking may be associated with less social networking among young people.”
I wish I saw this in middle-school. I will be using this when teaching my own children math.
OK, so a vendor of ours emailed me and I noticed they had the job title “Client Success Manager”. It’s just my opinion, but I think it is a bad idea for a job title to exceed the physical limits of human responsibility. Does this mean I can now blame my vendor for all my failures?
Anywho, it got me and my coworkers thinking of other fun job titles we could have that would imply super-human skill sets:
Good software is probably one of the greatest demands of our age, just behind petroleum and porn. It is a wonder so few people can develop good software. When good software does come out, like Facebook, Twitter, or just about anything Apple makes, we flock to it like moths to the flame. While consumers have seen some relief as of late, businesses have not. Just about all business software sucks. The reason?… Because everyone is developing backwards.
Don’t Make it Do “Everything”
I have been in more than a few “brainstorming” sessions during the conception of new business software. The mistake that kills the project is always made right away when the first person says, “Let’s figure out everything we want this software to do.” That’s it. That is where any hope of a good usable software product dies.
Complication is easy. It is so easy for us to think of “everything we want”. What is actually hard is for us to think about is “What do we really need?” Determining the most basic and primitive function that we truly need automated is the key.
Do One Thing Right
The “one thing” you really need is usually discovered after months of development when the business launches a massive complex software system that does everything but the “one thing” you need. The system goes unused, and the “C”-levels are running around wondering what they paid for. All this time, if you just started with the “one thing”, you could have deployed quickly, invested little, and already be seeing a benefit from the software while it is still being developed.
Don’t Be Greedy
Software is not going to solve all your problems, don’t even try. Pick out your biggest pain, and then trim it down some more. The best thing that can happen is to launch your new software and say, “This is great, but I wish it did….” You can always add functionality to something simple, but you can’t make something convoluted simple.
Good Examples
Google! Just think about how Google started… type something in and hit “search”. Today Google has a million different bells and whistles, but it all started with just plain “search”.
Flavors.me (a personal homepage maker) and Goodsie.com (dirt simple ecommerce) are great examples of good software development. Both started out with the bare minimum functionality necessary to “meet the need”. Then, as fans demand, they add features. And believe me, their fans are asking for new features all the time. The point is THEY HAVE FANS! When you do one thing right, people want more, and that’s great!
Zen for Business Software
Making good software is about making order out of chaos. However, the order has to be made BEFORE starting the software. The process of finding the “one thing” to start with often times shows us just how chaotic and undisciplined our business processes really are. When a developer goes to make software to support that chaos, he is blamed for the chaos that inevitably follows. Finding your “one thing” to start with will help you refine your business processes, discover future issues, and generally be cathartic for everyone.
Lifehacker has posted a wonderful 5-point article on how to manage those who manage you. As one who has some experience in the field of tyranny, I have to say that any minion of mine who followed the points outlined on lifehacker.com by Jason Fitzpatrick would most certainly NOT be killed. Check it out if regularly dream of killing those who lord over you.
Following the successful launch of Google Instant, where Google shows instant results as you type, Google has announced the upcoming Google Thought. Google Thought is a breakthrough in search that shows you results while you think about what you are searching for. To be released in the coming year, Google Thought is set to revolutionize the search industry again.
Google stated in the announcement to the press this morning, “Google Instant was a hard act to follow. We were all asking ourselves, ‘How can we be even more obnoxious as a search engine?’ Google Thought was the obvious next step in cutting-edge invasive chatter.”
Among the many benefits and features of the new Google Thought is the ability to predict what users are trying to think about and offer them suggestions of what to think about next. Now, users are saved the time of having to complete a single coherent idea before seeing search results. ”You don’t even have to know what you want to search for, Google Thought figures it out for you,” proclaimed Google.
Advertisers are excited about the new “pay-per-thought” ad system that is being launched simultaneously with Google Thought. For the first time ever, Companies will be able to advertise to their target markets based on sub-conscious desires, primal emotions, and Freudian impulses categorized by id, ego, and super-ego instead of just keywords. ”It is so exciting that we can put our products and solutions right into our customers brains during the initial premonitions of greed, before rationality can kick-in.” stated avid Google customer Amazon.com.
John Mandvi, a Google Thought developer, stated, “We are all really proud of what we have accomplished. People are no longer burdened with the personal responsibility of critical thinking. Just as you begin to think, we can suggest thoughts based on your location, demographic, and what others like yourself enjoyed thinking about. It will change everything.”
Google Thought was then demonstrated to the audience, but had to be turned off quickly since all that appeared on the screen was a rapidly changing series of extreme hard-core sexual fetish images. Google assured us that a “safe-thought” setting will be added before it’s release later next year.
A good friend of mine sent me this summary of his GoDaddy experience after signing up for hosting for the first time:
(1) Busiest visual layout imaginable
(2) unrelenting upsell mentality
(3) nothing happens in real time, usually there is a ‘setup period” for everything
(4) menu organization has a lot of redundancy thus making it confusing to use
(5) pretty girl covers a multitude of sins, but not enough.
…that about sums it up for me.
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You talk to yourself more than you know. I am not simply referring to the act of speaking out loud when there is no one else to hear you speak. No, this is worse. I am describing the unconscious habit so many of us develop of constantly using our conversations with others as opportunities to justify hearing ourselves talk. Everyone does it to some degree, and it isn’t always bad. However, if you are not aware of it you are not going to be able to communicate effectively.
As a child, I found it amusing that my father, who upon learning a new fancy sounding word, would try to find every possible excuse to then use that word, even if it was mildly inappropriate. “Hey, you need to fastidiously clean your room!”, “I thought my point was perspicacious….”, and so on. When we learn something new or exciting, it seems to be natural to then want to share it with others. The problem is that what is new or exciting to us may not be new or even relevant to others.
Many people, after having read a new book or attending a seminar, especially if they learned something important, will then take every conversation for the next couple of weeks and frame it within the context of that lesson. Here is an obvious and absurd example:
Victim:
“I am really tired lately, I haven’t been sleeping well”
Well-Meaning Person Talking to Themselves:
“I just went through a course on organization. Maybe if you did a better job of prioritizing your day you would sleep better at night”
Victim:
“I am pretty sure my sleep problems are because my family died in a car accident”
Well-Meaning Person Talking to Themselves:
“Well, maybe… but you should really try this course. I can’t tell you how much it helped me sleep once I organized my schedule.”
We all need to “think out loud” from time to time and bouncing ideas off of others is healthy, the point is to be aware of when we are doing it. Talking to yourself in a business negotiation, developing a new business relationship, or just while explaining your business to someone can be disastrous. When we talk to people we have to be aware of what people need to hear more than what we need to say.
If you are still skeptical about this being a problem. Just keep in mind, I have been talking to myself through this whole article….
What would a new year be without a list of things we did wrong in the past or a list of goals for our future? In an effort not to disappoint, I have created a list of my top six sayings I am going to try not to say, or think, in 2012. Short, fun…but hopefully insightful.
6) That can wait till tomorrow. What if tomorrow never comes? I think procrastination runs in my family and it is high time I break the cycle of “get to it later.”
5) Someone else will take care of “it.” Leadership is not only getting the job done, but also setting the right expectations for others to get their jobs done. This year, I am going to do better at both.
4) I can do “x” amount of things well…all at the same time. There is something said for getting one thing done, and doing it well. Sometimes multi-tasking gets me in trouble..so here is to a fresh start….Focus!
3) I can do it all. Sometimes I hear myself saying, “If you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself”…which I believe. But when you are trying to run a growing business, one must take the time to teach as well as do…that is a hard one for me!
2) “It’s not me, it’s you.” Time to own my position and decisions. Everyone loves to think they are not the problem…but I have to tell ya, if you can’t look deep inside and see that maybe it’s you who has to change sometimes, you have big issues.
1) “Goals, who needs goals?” I do, you do, we all do. So this year I am writing them down and with some planning, going to hit them….all.
So I am fickle…sue me. Yes, not to long ago I “took a leap”, which lasted approximately 44 days. Then, while innocently shopping at Best Buy, the lure of a new MacBook Air caught my eyes and within minutes my iPad was relegated back to a Netflix viewing device. Now, lying in bed and typing this on my iPad 2, I am recommitted to trying again. I am armed with some new reasons (my wife says rationalizations) and have a couple new apps to share with you.
To begin with, the iPad 2 has a great battery life…far superior to any laptop Apple makes; I just get tired of being tethered to a wall all the time. I left the office at 6pm with 100% battery and now, at almost midnight, I’m at 80%. Another purchase that should help this transition is my new Adonit Writer keyboard case. (www.adonit.net) Sleek and made of Aluminum, this keyboard is the nicest I have seen…and it runs on double “A” batteries!
As far as apps go, I still highly recommend Pages, Awesome Note (with Evernote to cloud sync) and BeeJive Chat. Reeder still rocks for RSS and I couldn’t live without iDisk (not to mention the new iCloud features). A couple new Apps I just got that are killer are:
iThoughtsHD – advanced mind mapping applicant; if you love or need to map out your thoughts, this is your program.
TED – This app is awesome for watching their short talks on everything from philosophy to leadership, storytelling to technology. You can of course watch these online, but lounging on the couch in the evening with my iPad is more relaxing.
epicurious – Probably the best cookbook online you will find. Nothing like grabbing your iPad, going to the grocery, then to the kitchen and whipping up some dinner.
So there you have it…Leap 2.0 is in the books. My wife gives me 60 days before I am back to a laptop. What do you think? Want the over or under on that bet?
I always say there are three sides to every story: what he said, what she said and then the truth, which lies somewhere in between. As a business owner you have highs and lows, sometimes daily. The trick to sanity, and a full head of hair, is to learn to be somewhere in between the two opposing emotions.
I love talking to people about my business; this process is called selling. I get a little high when I make a sale, but I get wild when we close a large contract…almost euphoric. Accompany a sale with clients paying on time, and I would be having an awesome month.
Conversely, I get down when things turn south. Losing a proposal to the competition, slow paying clients and even the dreaded loss of a client…I could be put on suicide watch. The lows hurt…a lot, and I hate to be there long.
But what about the middle? I don’t think the middle comes easily or naturally, you have to work at it, at least I know I have. The middle takes control, temperament and a long term vision. Get a big contract…good. Have to take 10K from the line of credit to make payroll…it’s ok. Employee decides to put in their 2 week notice…no problem. An existing client has a new project for you…thank you.
Put the middle into action. First, know your triggers for the highs and lows. Second, when either one hits, think of the long term vision you have for your business. And third, don’t overreact. Take time to contemplate the action that caused the high or low and learn from it.
Lastly, people are watching. Your employees are watching. Your spouse and children are watching. Be a leader and take the highs and lows in stride. It’s not easy, but when you can, it will make you a better business owner.
Whether you know it or not, whenever you call a plumber, dine out at a restaurant, or go out to movie you are looking for leadership. We all have a little time in our short lives to become experts in something, but we can’t be experts in everything. The quality of life we experience today is that we have learned to rely on the expertise of others to show us what we need, how to fix something, or how to have a good time. When it comes down to it, everyone is looking for leadership. Your business will live or die on your ability to lead.
The Customer Isn’t Right, They Don’t Even Know What They Want
If you really think about it, we don’t even dress ourselves. We rely on clothing stores and fashion media to tell us how to dress. Sure, we pick out which of the available styles we will associate ourselves with, but we are still being led. Imagine if clothing stores were just stocked fabric and then asked us, “What clothes would you like?”
When referring to clothing, this need seems obvious, but in more service oriented businesses this understanding starts to fall apart. Consultants and contractors hang themselves by asking clients, “What do you want?” The point is, clients don’t know what they want, that is why they need you!
Learning to Listen and Lead
The Consultant’s Haiku:
Tell me what you want
Tell me what you can afford
Here is what you need
When you are starting with a clean slate, the imagination is limitless… and expensive. Customers don’t know what things cost in your area of expertise, and they don’t know what is hard and what is easy. All they know is that if they “just had _____” life would be better. While it may seem like people are demanding and unrealistic, usually the problem is that they simply aren’t experts in your field. The key to listening is t0 hear the core necessities behind all their wants and wishes.
A good consulting relationship starts with, “I can’t give you X, Y, and Z within your budget. However, I am hearing that you really need Y. Also, you are really going to need A in order for Y to work.” Now you are meeting the need, being the expert, and leading the relationship.
As the saying goes, “There are two sides to every coin.” My last post discussed why you should keep your day job…so now you get the other side. I once had an analogy for a company I worked for; the company was a beautiful cruise ship with a great crew but the rudder was broken and the captain was drunk (guess you can imagine I didn’t stay there long).
If you have ever felt that way, maybe it is time you stop complaining and do something about it. Becoming an entrepreneur sounds hard, but I believe, with the right plan, you can accomplish anything.
1. You’re unemployable.
Job jumping stinks. If your resume contains more than two pages of job history, maybe you should look at starting your own business. Society tells us to work for someone from 9 to 5 for 25 years and then life will be good. If that sounds as terrifying to you as it does to me, you should be an entrepreneur.
2. There is a need for what you want to sell.
Identifying a niche product or service is important but you don’t have to recreate the wheel. Many new business have been started because an existing business has poor service or quality; another is started that trumps it.
3. Money isn’t everything to you.
Yes, there is more to life than money. Being an entrepreneur doesn’t guarantee anyone a millionaire’s bank account, but it might give you their lifestyle. Taking time off when you want or working the hours you desire sometimes is more important to people than a fat paycheck.
4. You’re young and single.
Let’s face it, being a family man (or woman) has its challenges. Priorities, in my opinion, should always be placed on what is best for the family. Having said that, being young and single is the best time to venture out on your own. Not only are your expenses going to be less, but your time investment can be more substantial because of your lack of commitments.
5. You desire to “be the man”.
Some people just want the ball. They thrive on pressure, excel in battle and when beaten to a pulp, they can wipe off the dust and get back up without having to be coddled. Sound like you? If so, you’re gonna love being the man.
6. You love sales.
Let’s face it, everyone is selling something…and if you are good at it, why do it for someone else’s benefit? If you have a tattoo that says “ABC” on your arm you very well could be the next Mark Cuban.
Recent world events, such as the “Arab Spring”, and history as a whole have shown us that while dictators and tyrants are incredibly effective at gaining power, they are very bad at actually using it. It is a brutal irony that those with the skills to gain power have no idea what to do with it when they have it. This irony sadly continues on into the business world.
Nice Guys Finish Last, but Lead Best
A recent study by the University of Notre Dame shows strong evidence that you are more likely to climb the ladder and make more money if you are basically a jerk (paraphrasing). However, history and common sense tells us that leaders who inspire and motivate instead of bully and repress do the best at growing an organization. Of course, all leaders and managers need a certain strength of heart and tough skin, but too often letting assholes rise to power just means they will bring you down with them.
Fear and Greed Only Goes So Far
A study by MIT shows that jobs which require higher cognitive functions are motivated by autonomy, mastery, and purpose rather than financial incentives. Dictators… er… um… business owners tend to use greed and fear to try to motivate employees because at some level it works. However, as a business evolves and needs more qualified people, such tactics tend to constrict an organization’s ability to attract better and more qualified people. Business owners don’t realize they have to change their management styles to grow.
Tyranny Has a Short Life, Freedom Is Immortal
What military leaders and emergency managers know is that there are good, short-term uses for tight and precise control. However, what separates a hero from a despot is the quick transition to disperse power once the need has passed. As a business owner starts their company, they have to oversee everything and tend to develop an “if you want it done right, do it yourself” attitude. This attitude is also what keeps small businesses… small. If you want to grow, you have to learn to let others take responsibility and maybe even *gasp* do things more their way.
Evolve Beyond Dictatorship, and Don’t Work for Dictators
If you got where you are by handing out orders, punishing subordinates, and keeping people in fear, the reality is that you aren’t going to get any farther. If you are working for a dictator, realize that you won’t be getting any farther either. Be a leader who inspires and seeks to improve himself as well as others. Work for people who inspire you.
It is in our nature to personify everything. We think our computers hate us, we accuse stoplights of picking on us, and don’t get me started on “the universe”… the jerk. When you get your company’s brand solidified, you have just created a “person.” From now on, every single encounter a human being has with your brand will be translated as personality now accredited to your entire company.
One bad experience means that your whole company is now seen as a mean, inconsiderate, or incompetent person. We have all said or heard someone say, “I hate {insert company}, they are {insert inappropriate expression}.” Every company has to deal with this reality, and you can’t make everyone happy. However, there is a lot you can do to make sure your brand is seen as a positive “person” to others.
Make Sure Your Customers Can Quickly Get to an Empowered Individual
To be realistic, as companies grow in size it is impossible to make sure that everyone at the customer interaction level is going to provide a 100% positive experience. The worst thing a company can do is keep unhappy customers from moving up the ladder. Once the everyday business model has failed to provide a good customer experience, customers need to be able to access someone with decision making abilities quickly. Businesses need to make sure there are enough people with enough authority available to handle customer issues. There is nothing more insulting than a store manager who is only authorized to shrug and say, “I am sorry, there is nothing I can do.”
Have Actual People Take Over the Role of Your Brand
When something has gone very wrong, the worst thing to do is interact with the customer or audience in the voice of your “brand”. Have an actual individual in your company come to the front and take responsibility. They need to personally apologize and take action to resolve the issue. This does two things. One, it takes the heat off of your brand. Two, it calms the customer or audience down by knowing a real person is actually paying attention.
Treat Your Brand’s Relation with Customers Like It Really IS a Person
When real people are trying to form a positive relationship with other people, they act a certain way. They send “thank you” cards and ask if “everything is OK” when they sense tension. They pay attention to the other person’s interests, likes, and dislikes. They “check up” if they haven’t heard from them in a while. The most well thought of brands are from companies who have developed processes to imitate these behaviors. It isn’t going the extra mile, it is doing what is expected of any relationship.
Ever had a rough day at the office? Sometimes do you say to yourself that now is the time to start that business and take a chance on that brilliant idea your friends all think is a home-run? Have thoughts swirled around your head about walking into your boss’s office in the morning and saying a few choice words, such as, “I QUIT!”?
Well let me give you some free advice…don’t. Becoming an entrepreneur sounds exciting in theory, but carving your own path, leaving that 9 to 5 job and being your own boss isn’t for everyone. I’d say stay put…and here are my top six reasons why.
1. It takes a long time to start making a profit.
The initial phase of starting your own business is extremely frustrating and demanding. It could take years for you to break even, much less make a profit. The level of uncertainty in creating your own business is extremely high, and it is never set in stone how quickly you will start making money, if ever.
2. You have to invest a lot of time.
Starting your own venture means hours upon hours of work. While a 9 to 5 job sounds stale, at least you know how many hours you will be working. With a new business, you’ll have to invest a lot more time, especially at the beginning. (You hate working 8 hours a day, let alone 14!)
3. Initial financing is difficult to attain.
A substantial investment is often required in opening your own businesses, and for some entrepreneurs this may be difficult to obtain. And since making a profit usually takes a while, it’ll be even harder to pay back your original loan. Don’t even get me started on the practice of how banks lend money and collateral.
4. There is a lack of benefits.
No longer working for a “normal” company means losing out on the benefits you receive with your employment: 401k, health benefits, life insurance, etc. You do have the option of purchasing them, but at a much higher price.
5. Guess who does everything? You.
Just because you’re the boss doesn’t mean you get to skip out on all the mundane, boring work required. Accounting, HR, Legal, Operations, Sales, Customer Support, are all areas that you would be responsible for, and while you could hire people to help you, that would bring a whole new paradigm to having a business…employees. Don’t get me started there.
6. Selling yourself is difficult.
Becoming a successful entrepreneur relies on your ability to sell your company, garner buzz and attract attention. If you’re even the least bit introverted, shy or lazy, you’ll find yourself at a big disadvantage when trying to vie for business against a seasoned, confident business owner.
A friend of mine introduced me to a book called A Whole New Mind: Why the Right-Brainers Will Rule the Future, by Daniel H. Pink. It presents powerful evidence that creativity, inspiration, and innovation are the true keys to business and personal success. Companies that foster these qualities thrive even in today’s terrible economy. However, most CEOs and business leaders are still running their workplaces in such a way as to punish and discourage creativity and innovation.
Just Like the Body, the Brain Is Not a Machine
How does an athlete train? They work their bodies and push them to the limit, but then they pamper and feed their bodies to recover. An athlete would know better than to starve themselves. Brainthletes have similar needs. One the one hand, they need to create personal goals and disciplines. On the other hand, they need to make sure there is time to recharge and rest the mind. Just ask someone who lives completely off the products of the mind how difficult it is. Artists and writers know very well that the most valuable and limited resource is their own ability to find inspiration.
You Can’t Get “Outside the Box” While in the Box
The best ideas don’t come from sitting at a desk or in a cubicle. They come while jogging, taking a shower, at a favorite cafe, etc. Creative minds know they have to develop personal habits to nurture inspiration. These habits often cause a lot of tension in a traditional work environment. Managers and business owners have to learn to compromise with good talent to give them the freedom needed to do what they do best without having complete chaos.
Having Fun is Good for Business
Everyone does better with less mental stress, and nothing relieves mental stress more than play. Workaholics tend to look at play as irresponsible and unproductive. The truth is that play is right up there with sleep on the “you have to have it” scale of mental health. If people can have fun with their job, they will do better at it.
“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” – Aristotle
Personal Time is Profitable
Since its inception, Google has allowed its employees to spend 20% of their time on personal projects. Google now says that 50% of its products have come from that 20% of time employees had to develop ideas. It can seem counter intuitive and wasteful to give employees time to work on ideas that are not directly income related, but it is ultimately what keeps modern businesses relevant and ahead of the game. Without that time, you are doomed to see another company surpass your products and services “while you were working”.
Read More:
Lifehacker – Set Up Your Own Google Style 20-Percent Time to Try New Projects
A Whole New Mind by Daniel H. Pink on Amazon.com